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When IT Guys Sing a Song (2)

The Beatles - Imagine
Imagine there’s no Windows,
It’s easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never-ending hard disks,
It isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.
You may say I’m a hacker,
But I’m not the [...]

When IT Guys Sing a Song

The Beatles - Let it Be
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
“Write in C.”
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
“Write in C.”
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO’s dead and buried,
Write in C.
I [...]

Sebelum dan Setelah

Sebelum menikah…
Pria: “Akhirnya! Aku sudah menunggu saat ini untuk tiba.”
Wanita: “Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?”
Pria: “Tentu tidak! Jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperti itu.”
Wanita: “Apakah kamu mencintaiku?”
Pria: “Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu.”
Wanita: “Apakah kau pernah selingkuh?”
Pria: “Tidak! Aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu.”
Wanita: “Maukah kau menciumku?”
Pria: “Ya”
Wanita: “Sayangku…”
Setelah 10 tahun menikah, silahkan dibaca [...]

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