When IT Guys Sing a Song (2)

The Beatles - Imagine

Imagine there’s no Windows,
It’s easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!

Imagine never-ending hard disks,
It isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.

You may say I’m a hacker,
But I’m not the only one.
I hope someday you’ll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or set-ups
And no booting again and again.
Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!

You may say I’m a hacker,
But I’m not the only one.
Maybe someday I’ll be a cracker
And then I’ll make Windows run.

November 16th, 2009 by admin in Humor | No Comments

When IT Guys Sing a Song

The Beatles - Let it Be

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
“Write in C.”

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
“Write in C.”

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO’s dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC’s not the answer.
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won’t quite cut it.
Write in C.

November 16th, 2009 by admin in Humor | No Comments

Sebelum dan Setelah

Sebelum menikah…

Pria: “Akhirnya! Aku sudah menunggu saat ini untuk tiba.”

Wanita: “Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?”

Pria: “Tentu tidak! Jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperti itu.”

Wanita: “Apakah kamu mencintaiku?”

Pria: “Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu.”

Wanita: “Apakah kau pernah selingkuh?”

Pria: “Tidak! Aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu.”

Wanita: “Maukah kau menciumku?”

Pria: “Ya”

Wanita: “Sayangku…”

Setelah 10 tahun menikah, silahkan dibaca dari bawah ke atas. =))

November 16th, 2009 by admin in Humor | Comments (2)

How To Directly Download From Rapidshare Premium Account

  1. Open up IDM (internet download manager) and click options button
  2. Click site logins button
  3. Click new to add your rapidshare premium account like picture below :
  4. Make sure that you add http, rapidshare.com and your user and password for your premium account.
  5. And click ok. Try to highlight some rapidshare link and click download with idm to test it.

What is the best features for rapidshare premium :

  • maximum file size for uploads
  • Up to 500 gb personal webspace
  • Inclusive download traffic up to 80 GB permonth
  • No deletion files (if free account file will delete after 90 days no download)
  • Unlimited download speed and max parallel download
  • Can resume your broken while downloading files
November 16th, 2009 by admin in Others | No Comments

Allow Numbers Only on Textbox

format_num=function(input){
var num = input.value.replace(/\,/g,”);
if(!isNaN(num)){
if(num.indexOf(’.') > -1){
num = num.split(’.');
num[0] = num[0].toString().split(”).reverse().join(”).replace(/(?=\d*\.?)(\d{3})/g,’$1,’).split(”).reverse().join(”).replace(/^[\,]/,”);
if(num[1].length > 2){
alert(’Maksimum 2 Desimal !!!’);
num[1] = num[1].substring(0,num[1].length-1);
}  input.value = num[0]+’.'+num[1];
} else{ input.value = num.toString().split(”).reverse().join(”).replace(/(?=\d*\.?)(\d{3})/g,’$1,’).split(”).reverse().join(”).replace(/^[\,]/,”) };
}
else{ alert(’Input Harus Numerik !!!’);
input.value = input.value.substring(0,input.value.length-1);
}
};

November 7th, 2009 by Rius in Javascript | No Comments

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